Shocks Are Absurd.

What? Singapore?

What? You can’t do that!

You’re meant to come Melbourne

And that’s a fact!

Singapore’s full of kia su people!

They’re all worse than Ming Han

And we hate ming-han people!

Nooooooooooooo man.

(You’re meant to say “man” like in a Jamaican accent btw to rhyme xD)

Who’s going to sing with me there?

And people-watch as well.

And if I see another Chace on the road

Who am I going to tell?

Who’s going to protect me from Ming?

And Ian too!

You know how they are together…

They stick like glue.

So there I’d be all left out

And acting like a third-wheel

Singing by myself

Acting all surreal

Aww. Vicci-toria.

Please come Melbourneee.

Go persuade your dad

Nadal. Melbourne.

And how come I was so dumb

As to not post a photo

Of my lovely Adam G

Pictures are like my motto.

Eesh. I’m such a fool

So absent-minded.

LOL. But that means I’m self-actualised

Either that. Or blinded.

HA. Blinded by love

Yes oh so sweet love

It’s simply something

I can’t get enough of.

Sexalicious Babe.

Blogs.

It’s not fair
That you can blog so fast
I need to make stuff rhyme
And it leaves me aghast

And they just say they’re not sure
But peer pressure will get to them
Well, more of fan pressure
…(I can’t find anything that rhymes with them)

YES. Adam’s so frekin hot
But too bad. I found him first.
You have your Ed.
And your Johnny Depp at worst

Ugh. Johnny Depp.
He still scares me.
Way too barbaric for me
To a large degree

And how come you never told me
You were going for your driving
Why you even learning though?
Of fun for yourself you are depriving

A bloody 5 hours
Is a bloody long time
And all in malay
…almost a crime

And you’re leaving in February!
So you’re never going to be able to drive here!

Gottta go dinner btw. I’ll finish it later.

It Continues.

Victoria Ong, Oh My God.
I know though- this may seem so odd
Every post shall now be a poem
Because well…I just love them

But anyway I have fantastic news
Indeed, you were completely right
No list can ever be complete…
Mine just keeps growing in height.

So guess who’s my latest addition?
He’s so cute and adorable
And you better not disagree
Don’t be so horrible..

But it’s such a shame
He doesn’t have many shows
He’s not that popular
So, higher chance for me I suppose

He’s Adam Gregory
Go look him up
He’s so adorable
Just like a pup

He’s in 90210 by the way
Just in case you’re wondering
He’s so…yum.
As delightful as...lightning?

Well, oh my dearest
Can you believe it
This whole thing rhymes-
My craze… it’s legit.

Invisible To The Naked Eye

The word was disappointment-
The one that filled her world;
As she lay there silently,
Solemn, struck and curled.

Reflecting in darkness,
She felt alone and lost-
Like on a sandy path:
One she’d never crossed.

Misguided and misled,
Deceiving she was thought of
By those who meant everything-
The only ones she ever loved.

Left alone for punishment,
One she never deserved.
She accepted it though,
As taught to be reserved.

Pushed aside and disregarded;
It was as if she was worthless.
Her body was invisible;
Her feelings were hopeless.

What was she to do?
Not one word was heard.
Everything she did
Was considered absurd.

How do you find yourself
When you’re so lost out there:
When you’re blank and baffled,
Stripped naked; completely bare.

The War Begins..All Over Again.

LOL. This actually reminds me of our yearbook.
XD



And. OOOPH.

Being 1 foot away from him. For the first time.
I swear okay. MY HEART STOPPED.
Meeting your life partner. You should understand!
Hands shaking.
Cold sweat.
Clammy palms.



And also hearing so many other MEN shout his name.
Heart breaks. Knowing for now I still have to share him with so many other MEN.



SOBS. I MISS HIM.
Why didn't I grab him when I could.



WHY.




And yeppers mate. Jensen Ackles is super yum.



And guess what! Blink 182 may be forming back again! xD




Pray gossip girl cast comes to Melbourne next year for some premiere.
Then maybe I'd have a chance at Chace.

For Vic.

THE BLOG LIVES ONCE AGAIN =D
all thanks to Vic.


LOL. So. in response to
http://flyingturtlesandflamingos.blogspot.com/2008/11/so-i-thought-to-myself.html ...



Firstly dear. You amaze and amuse me every single day. Brandon Flowers just looks SO retarded in the second photo.
So retarded it even makes me laugh my nostril hairs out.
Secondly, YES I would grope that picture of Lampard.
No not of Brandon Flowers. I have enough men in my list already.
Opportunity cost..opportunity cost.


But I have to say.. I'm saddened.
Obviously you don't know me that well.


Because I don't have in fact ANY self-control when it comes to Lampard.
It's a plain fact.


Unless of course..
There's a half-naked Chace Crawford standing right next to him.
Scrap that. Why half-naked. FULL is better!
*How ironic..guess what's playing on the radio RIGHT now as I write about these two men?
"I think I'm in love with you".. I tell you..God knows me too well. It's destined.*




AND YES. Smallville..I watched 20episodes in 2 days.
Crazy. Insane. Yes I know.
But that's what happens when you're trapped in a room because your mother refuses to talk to you.

YES. She's so frekin pissed with me right now. UGH.
And on the rare occasions she does reply my questions..she talks so bloody soft I can barely hear a thing. Hence why I've learned from small to talk loudly.
Actually it wasn't from small.
My voice just heightened after I got to know Vic.
*Correction- AMPLIFIED* =)




And LOOK.


That's Justin Hartley. The superb Green Arrow.
The one I'm harping about in Smallville.
Ah. Bliss.





BTW. Yes I have to agree. We're the only good looking ones in the whole of Taylor's.
Well, okay. Whole of SAM at least. There's your Sammy in CAL. x)


xoxo`

Lampard xD

Wheeee. Chelsea won 4-0.

Wheeeeeee. Chelsea's now top of the table.

I know, only first match..but still xD

And best part. LAMPARD SCORED =D

The sexiness.

Even in the team pic, you can SO tell he stands out xD

Just like how Vic loves her Nadal,

my undeniable love simply can't be surpressed.

Wonderful Tonight.

I seriously LOVE this photo. Drool.

Ehehe. I just look so cuteee, don'tcha think?

I know, I do love myself xD

and I know rina's gonn kill me, cos I look better than her in this one xD

btw, It's Me, Rina and Du Xin

taken with Tse's superb camera at Modestos. Drool more.

IT KILLED.

I forgot to mention.
Of which I have to "thank" kathleen for..after reading it on HER BLOG. I realised I should prolly publicize to the world about how dreadful my life is.

Guess what world.
Yes. I got into the horrible NS. Ironically, the message said "TANIAH!"
...
How the .F. is it CONGRATULATIONS?
Malaysians indeed do not have any brains.
None at all.

So Yes. I'm in 3rd batch- apparently the "troublesome" batch according to Sahil. ..GREAT.
Am I dead or what..

However, after hearing the news..I was treated to a niceeee blueberry muffin in Starbucks courtesy of my darling. But Yes, I was that broken.

Still am shattered.

The Man Who Rules My Life.

HAHA. Okay, maybe I'm a tad bit obsessive. But GOSH.
Lampard gosh. He makes my heart beat so fast. He makes my smiles go hell wide.
SO YES. Chelsea match!..MAN OF THE MATCH. xD How I can't wait for the premiership to start =D

AND FYI. OF COURSE I attended the Chelsea match when they came here. You know how many classes I skipped just to see Lampard..eventhough I didnt even SEE him. Only Ballack came to Pavillion. What bullocks right. But I have to thank Irfan and Rina for that day..one hell of a day. Even ended by travelling in a towed car back. Lol

But Chelsea against Msia. HOLY crap. 1metre away from Lampard as he lines up to collect his medal. Seeing him so close you could see his SWEAT. It really makes any Kimberley Oh Chin Lynn faint.

To my Darling Rina~

So my dearest.

After you've come. Made your mark..And left us for yet another year..I have to ask, How was it all eh? Surely worth your time yes after spending one awesome heck of a night..(btw, i mean with me, and not him =P )

I still can't believe you didn't wake me to eat pizza though! Even if I was in my deepest moments of sleep..looking unbelievably peaceful.. When would I ever give up the opportunity to have cold hard pizza with my bestest friends? lol XD

And about that crazy night. A dinner. A simple dinner at Modestos. Scheduled at 7, arrived at 7.30 thinking we were already super late, yet I do believe dinner only started at 8.30 =.=" SIGHs. It's almost as if everyone's turning into a rina.

And in Modestos, we saw some blonde guys. And I was gonig "omg omg" ..however, walking back once from the bathroom..to my dismay, one of them was chinese. CHINESE. with BLONDE hair. seriously omg. Hopes dashed.

Not to forget, while we were saying bye to Sahil, a group of random guys suddenly held up their camera at us, and asked to take a photo. SO! First thought flowing my slow-processed mind.."Oh. You want us to take a picture for you? SURE." Next thought- "OH! You want a picture WITH US.. I SEE." But we took the pic with them anyway. And while the photographer was like "Okayy..One Two Three". I assume it meant take the pic after three. Yet in that 3 secs, he took 3 photos -_-"

And third thought "MY GOD. If..*Correction- WHEN i become famous..they could use these photos and claim so much money!" But..now now, reality has to hit..and I'm sure it was Rina and Tse who attracted them =P

Me, Tse, Rina and Becca

Me, Sahil & Rina

Irfan, Rina and Me in Hartamas Square

Rina and Me in Fahrenheit. You're right ya know Rina..You can see it in your eyes. xD

Rina looking on..right before she's seduced by the bar-girl of which was itsy-bitsy clothed, and of which I'm sure Andrew stared aroused.. he just denies it. Just like he always does.

The Morning After- Sore Eyed. Bags under the eyes. Sore Muscles.

On the way to Central Market

Now now Rina. It's just a camera..nothing more.

THE Update.

Okay. Long awaited update.
Geez man. I don't even know where or how to begin.
Let's see what to go on and on about..

Rina's back xD ..though now she's gone again. Sighs.
Lampard finally committed to Chelsea signing a 5 year deal. Omigod xD
The Hotness of Lampard..which I can't get enough of..especially after seeing him FACE to FACE xD
My utmost respect and unbelievable-ness for the super Phelps.
My crazy anxiety for tomorrow's lunch with Andrew..of which would include another entry tmr xD

Whee. Yes.. I smile a lot. You should know me well enough to know at least that.

Just Plain Facts =)

a TAG by vic XD lol. this' actually the first time i'm ever doing this.. fyi, YES i actually have rejected all these tests on friendster/facebook/emails before XD found them such a waste of time. but boy, guess I've changed..

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 8:50 pm

Name: Kimberley. With 2 E's.

Sisters: None.

Brothers: One. Elder. Joo Ken.

Shoe size: Considerably decent in Europe, but Strangely Gigantic for Asian Standards

Height: Ditto of above. 167cm. Yet, I wish I was taller. No offense at all Vic ^^"

Where do you live: Earth, The Universe, Solar System.

Favourite drinks: Vanilla Milkshake. Those thick ones with LOADS of ice-cream. With a dash of caramel. Yum.

Favourite breakfast: A 5* Hotel Buffet Breakfast. With Pancakes with berry compote on the side.

Have you ever been on a plane: Yes.

Swam in the ocean: Yes. Well, sea. same thing I think.

Fallen asleep in school: Yes. Not just once.

Broken someone's heart: Something you shouldn't know.

Saved e-mails: Fewer than unread ones.

What is your room like: Blue. Messy. Books.

What's right beside you: Misery.

What is the last thing you ate: Coffee Almond Chocolate Bun With Cappucino Cream. I want more.

Ever had
chicken pox: Yes. Sadly, out of all places, the scar's on my face -_-"

Sore throat: Especially the days I talk like crazy. Think God punishes me in that sense.

Stitches: Yes. On my head. So many, my parents said I had a spider on my head. Jumping on bed. Super Super long story.

Broken nose: No. But I have a permanent bump from running into a guy. Literally.

Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes. Because I fell in love with Lampard at first sight =D

Like picnics: Depends on the area. Mosquitos= no.

Who was the last person you danced with: I seriously cannot remember.

Last made you smile: My mother.

You last yelled at: Can't remember. Must've been ages ago.

Today did you:
Talk to someone you like: Yes. Myself , my dog.

Kissed anyone: No.

Get sick: Yes. Somehow I'm always sick.

Talked to an ex: No.

Miss someone: Yes. My brother, my best friends, my bestest friend.

Best feeling in the world: Eating gelato on a hot summer day.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: How else can you sleep? I love my Patrick =D

What's under your bed: All my regrets.

Who do you really hate: Lampard's girlfriend. No, he's not married to her yet.

What time is it now: 9.12pm.

Randoms :
Q:Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
Vic. Cos it was on her blog, that I decided to do this..which is taking ages.

Q: Do you have any siblings:
... Ditto of what Vic said-"Look up mate."

Q: Do you want children:
Yes. A girl and a boy whom'd love and adore me =D lol

Q: Do you smile often:
Too often. It's sad cos I can't help it.

Q: Do you like your hand-writing:
Depends whether I'm in a happy mood.

Q: Are your toenails painted:
No.

Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:
My parents. And the Westin Heavenly bed.

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:
Black. They say Black's slimming.

Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:
My memory can't stretch that far back.

Q: I can't wait till:
SAM ends, and I can live a life again vegetating whole day.

Q: When did you cry last:
Some time back when my mom criticised everything I did.


Q: Are you a friendly person:
Ask my friends.

Q: Do you have any pets:
Yes. 4 adorable dogs. Yet one's super obese.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
Somewhere on earth.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
It was my mom. And I love my mom.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
If I fall asleep watching it.

What are you doing right before starting this tag?
Watching Nigella Bites, which made me hungry now.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Never could fit in one.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
Depends who's more generous that day; depends whether my mom's PMSing.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Myself.

How many people can you say you've really loved?
Too many. They look too drop dead gorgeous for me to not love them.

Do you eat healthy?
I try. But sensational ice-cream, scrumptious cakes and decadent desserts gets the better of me.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Err.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
Yes. I know, I take certain things hard. Esp if you mean a lot to me.

How often do you go to church?
Never. And I never will.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
My fridge. Then my brother, then my mom.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Depends how tired I am.

Are you confident?
Depends where and who I'm with.

5 things I'm going to do 10 years to come..
Confess my undying love for Lampard, Go on an all-out Euro trip, being wild, Try to save the world, then realise that it's no use trying.

5 things on my to-do list today
Economics. Psychology. Call Rina. Procrastinate. Sleep.

5 snacks I enjoy
Ice-cream as you've prolly guessed, chocolate almonds, chocolate strawberries, nyonya kuih, vanilla thickshake, twix bars, bounty bars..the list never ends actually.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
Shop. Shop. Splurge. Dive into money like Scrooge. Meet Lampard and Chase Crawford.

5 of my bad habits
I'm stunningly perfect.
I love looking at myself at times.
I know you love me too much.
I talk too loud when I'm overly exuberant sometimes.
I smile and blush too much until I turn RED.

5 places I have lived in
Malaysia. Australia, yet I don't remember cos I was too small -_-"

5 jobs I've had
A student, An assistant, A bitch, An "elder" sister, A best friend.

A Not So Blissful End to the Horrible Week

So. A sum up of events that happened.

First, lightning came on wed afternoon. I knew it was a sign. Lightning was hitting every half sec, and I'm serious okayy! Every half a second there would be a bolt strike within a bird's eye view! Followed by a thundrous shock, which tripped my house power. Okkay, I figured; JUST a trip. YEAH RIGHT. -_-" That was 3pm. 6pm- Lights still out, and sky's too dark to study. Goddammit. So, resulted in going to aunt's house.

Then;;

Chelsea lost. After a suberbly intense dramaticfying match, the better team lost. Yes, BETTER TEAM. Mourinho said it, Terry said it, Lamps said it. So considering these are professional sources, it MUST be right.

But that kicked off the sequence of taboo.

*Thankfully though, David Cook won American Idol =) [the only good thing..]*



Then came friday. Friday.."sucked balls" as ming would say. lol
First we were LATE to go in to the exam hall..cos Gus wanted to drinkhis tea =_="! of which we were DENIED going in..with the doors closed. end result; i missed my READING TIME. my PRECIOUS reading time. My 5mins of reading time + 5mins of flipping thru the paper..but thank god i still finished the paper in time. So ALL's FINE =)
FOLLOWING WHICH though. because of the dumb dumb leo meeting I arranged..I missed my bus =.="
Called the bus driver..and he was in Sunway. WHICH IS NEAR. and he wouldn't turn back to get me. Grr. GRR. and it pissed me off so badly. and made me even almost cry. ><" I sat down and realised what Learned Helplessness was.
so yes. a horrible end.

Happy Mother's Day

By the way..to all mothers out there..

Happy Mother's Day~
and to all you children out there like you and me..
good luck trying to please your mother =p and for this one day..we can't talk back to her scoldings =X

The Showdown

Everyone..pray tonight. Pray Wigan has screwed up their field so badly that Manu can't even pass the ball; making them draw at least..well of course Manu losing would be the ultimate XD
but yes. and pray too that Lampard scores..and Chelsea win =D what am I saying..Chelsea's SURE to win right? =D ehehe.

But anyway..in other big news.
I am now..
(well since thursday anyway)
..
Taylor's University College Leo Club President 2008/2009
=D =D =D *sings in glee* [= [= [=
ehehe. so yes..good luck to me =D
and yess..part of the reason I got the post is indeed thanks to great Viccie and Ian..hence the mention ^^,

Chelsea 3 - 2 Liverpool

EEEEE!! Hahaha! the most Awesome-nest match of the month..and to think I only got 3 hrs sleep beforehand cos of the match..but it was ALL worth it. Amazing strikes from Drogba, though Essien's goal should've been allowed in my opinion =.=" I don't even see how come it wasn't allowed. But it did lead to Lampard's penalty shot..so who's complaining =D

But anyway, this post is not only to commemerate Chelsea's superb win..(eventhough at the end when Babel's shot actually went in I started peeing in my pants)...but also to remember Lampard's loss of his mother. Hence why his decision to take the penalty shot..is seriously admirable. And the fact he scored, simply fantastic XD

An Evening with Curtis Stone

Though I was meant to publish this ..AGES ago.
Oh gosh. Thinking about it still makes me feel so hyper XD lol
but yessss.. ehehe. He makes me blush =p
But really that night was soooooooo goood. Well, though we only got in at 8, though it said to BE THERE at 7. And Curtis only appeared at 8.30, still. Ah~ bliss.
He's SOO cute in real life. And NO rina, he doesn't touch up his face on screen! He looks exactly the sameee..in fact he even looks CUTER in real life come to think about it. But then still same cute face. Same cute smile, same cute body. *Starts to drool*
He demonstrated how to cook crab meat pasta, well it was some type of pasta that was being served with chicken to us for our dinner, and though we didn't get to TRY try what he cooked on the spot; the heavenly smells alone were enough to leave you wanting more (both of him and the food).

Oh!!! And I even got to HUG him! *smiles exuberantly* Sadly, Dad didn't take the photo cos he was looking through his other photos..but yeah! =D made my century.


Me and Mom at the start

Registration/Waiting Area



If only I could take home the backdrop..

The Tantalizing menu which he set out

And now..presenting..Curtis Stonee himself

Curtis and MC Sonia. She makes me want to be a MC myself.

Followed by his demonstration of pasta with crabmeat~

Aren't his hands just so soft and smooth..


Inside the pan of which the heavenly aromas arise from
(either than him of course)


Curtis dancing away with the saucepan


So up close..yet all I get was his back. And I asked him a question myself, "What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done?" Ehehe. So cheeky. But SADLY, unlike all the OTHER people who asked him questions, he WALKED away from me..to go back to the center of the stage! Broke my heart. He wanted to act out what happened to him and needed the stage area. Sighs. But FIRST step to being noticed accomplished =)

D is for Delicious:

Salad of Grilled Portobello Mushrooms topped with
Ricotta and Semi Dried Tomatoes

Skewered Shrimps Marinated with
Garlic, Olive Oil and Lemon

Homemade Tagliatelle with Tomatoes
and Roasted Chicken Breast

Chocolate Cheese Cake


Me being a pig enjoying scruptious chocolates

Come the best part- AUTOGRAPH sessions =D


Anxiously waiting in line





Picture Perfect Polaroid

And look how he autographed others' books! Notice he's NOT smiling as much! Maybe he's tired after writing the same message a hundred+ times, but I like to think otherwise =D and then I noticed, as I approached, suddenly he began hugging-ish everyone! And I was like 'Oooh! He's hinting something!!' XD A girl can only dream right?



A picture's worth a thousand words. His smile's worth a million. One of the nights that's implanted in my memory forever, it truly was a sensational night. One definitely to remember.